幽默小故事

<正>Bedtime Pray Julie was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God,"she said,"Make Naples the capital of Italy.Make Naples the capital of Italy."Her mother interrupted and said,"Julie,why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"Julie replied,"Because that’s what I put in my geography exam."睡前祷告朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。"求求上帝,"她说,"让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。"她的妈妈打断她,说:"朱莉叶,你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?"     

拥有亿万美元秘密的男孩

<正>One day in 1965,when I was a librarian at View Ridge School in Seattle,a fourthgrade teacher came up to me.She had a student who finished his work before all the others and needed a challenge."Could he help in the library?"she asked.I said,"Send him along."1965年,我在西雅图维尤里奇学校当图书馆员时,一天,一个四年级老师来找到我说,她有个学生总是最先完成功课,他需要做点对他有挑战性的工作。"他可以来图书馆帮帮忙吗?"她问。"带他来吧!"我说。     

爱、财富和成功

<正>A woman came out of her house and saw three old men with white beards sitting in her front yard.She did not recognize them.She said,"I don't think I know you,but you must be hungry.Please come in and have something to eat."一个女人从家里出来,看到三位白胡子的老人坐在她的前院,她不认识他们。她说:"我想我不认识你们,不过你们一定饿了,请进来吃点东西吧。""Is the man of the house home?"they asked."男主人在家吗?"三个老人问道。     

Jokes and Humor集锦

<正>The Dead Sea Teacher:Tom,what do you know about the Dead Sea?Tom:I didn’t even know when it was ill.死海教师:汤姆,你对死海都了解些什么?汤姆:死海生病时我都不知道。Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God,"she said,"Make Naples the capital of Italy.Make Naples the capital of Italy."Her mother interrupted and said,"Julie,why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"And Julie replied,"Because that’s what I put in my geography exam!"睡前祷告词朱莉叶在做睡前祈祷。"祷告上帝,"她说,"让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒     

生日计划

<正>A few months before his sixtieth birthday,George began planning his party.He called up his 30-year-old daughter for some help.乔治在他六十岁生日的前几个月就开始计划开个派对。他给30岁的女儿打电话求助。"Why don’t you invite all your old high school buddies1?"she asked."That could be a lot of fun."     

新叶子

<正>"Why are you crying, Little Cat?"asked Little Dog."你为什么哭啊,小猫?"小狗问。"Because my paws are so cold!"said Little Cat."I have been digging in the snow and I cannot find one.""因为我的爪子很冷!"小猫说。"我一直在雪里挖,却一片也找不到。""One what?"asked Little Dog."找一片什么?"小狗问。"One new leaf.""一片新叶子。""What do you want of a new leaf?""你要一片新叶子干什么?""I want to turn it over, but there just aren’t any to turn."     

超可爱的汉字对话

<正>1."晶"对"品"说:"你们家没装修过吗?"2."夫"对"天"说:"我总算盼到了出头之日!"3."熊"对"能"说:"怎么穷成这样了?四个熊掌全卖了!"4."丙"对"两"说:"你家什么时候多了一个人?"5."王"对"皇"说:"当皇上有什么好?你看,头发都白了!"6."凸"对"凹"说:"你说,咱俩这户型,大家喜欢买哪个?"     

大谎言家

<正>Our mothers are big liars.我们的妈妈们是大谎言家。When we were little kids,they told lies like"If you swallow(吞;咽)a watermelon seed,it will grow inside your stomach".当我们还是年幼孩童时,她们会糊弄我们说"如果你把西瓜籽吞下去,它就会在你的肚子里生根发芽"。And they keep lying even now that we are grown up.But how can you blame a woman who sometimes lies to you because she     

Priority placed on planting trees to extend green belts

Changsha-The central govern-ment is urging provincial officials toprotect and expand the green belts intheir areas. Local officials were urged to putthe"green drive"on the top of theiragendas by State Councillor ChenJunsheng,addressing a national con-ference on tree planting. Chen said at a conference that anaccountability system monitoringtheir performance would be intro-duced to ensure action on this"veryimportant task." Chen.speaking at the workingconference of National AfforestationCommittee.criticized some officialsfor their"over-enthusiasm in boost-ing the economy"by deforestingsome areas and turning them into"de-velopment zones."     

她为什么离开学校

<正>案例:有一天,上课时看到霞的座位空着,我问学生:"霞怎么没来上课?"有一名学生告诉我:"老师,她不来上学了。"下课后,我赶紧联系霞妈妈,请她来一趟。霞妈妈对我说:"孩子生病了,医生让我多关注她,多和她沟通,以她的要求来配合治疗,不能刺激她。""生什么病了?"我问。"心理医生说她经常压抑自己,现在是中度抑郁症。我不想让别人知道这件