幽默小故事

<正>Bedtime Pray Julie was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God,"she said,"Make Naples the capital of Italy.Make Naples the capital of Italy."Her mother interrupted and said,"Julie,why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"Julie replied,"Because that’s what I put in my geography exam."睡前祷告朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。"求求上帝,"她说,"让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。"她的妈妈打断她,说:"朱莉叶,你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?"     

Jokes and Humor集锦

<正>The Teacher’s Notation During a Christmas exam,one of the questions was,"What causes a depression?"One of the students wrote,"God knows,I don’t know.Merry Christmas."The exam paper came back with teacher’s notation:"God gets 100,you get zero.Happy New Year."老师的批语在圣诞节考试期间,有一个问题是:"什么引起萧     

Jokes and Humor集锦

<正>The Speaker An after-dinner speaker was talking on and on and on,boring everyone to tears.One of the guests,fighting to keep his drooping eyelids open,turned to the lady on his right and said,"Can something be done to shut him up?""If there is I’d like to know,"said the lady,"I’m his wife and I’ve been trying to shut him up for twenty years."讲演者一位晚餐后的讲演者说个没完没了,以至每个人都烦得哈欠连天。有一位客人使劲睁开他沉重的眼     

新叶子

<正>"Why are you crying, Little Cat?"asked Little Dog."你为什么哭啊,小猫?"小狗问。"Because my paws are so cold!"said Little Cat."I have been digging in the snow and I cannot find one.""因为我的爪子很冷!"小猫说。"我一直在雪里挖,却一片也找不到。""One what?"asked Little Dog."找一片什么?"小狗问。"One new leaf.""一片新叶子。""What do you want of a new leaf?""你要一片新叶子干什么?""I want to turn it over, but there just aren’t any to turn."     

快乐的高尔夫球手

<正>When I was sixteen years old, my father bought me a set of used golf clubs."I think you’ll be good at this sport, and golf is something you’ll enjoy,"he said. I’ll never forget those clubs.They were Bobby Jones Signatures, made by Spaulding. I loved them, as I loved my father.我16岁时,父亲给我买了一套二手的高尔夫球杆。他说:"我想你会擅长这项运动的。你     

爱、财富和成功

<正>A woman came out of her house and saw three old men with white beards sitting in her front yard.She did not recognize them.She said,"I don't think I know you,but you must be hungry.Please come in and have something to eat."一个女人从家里出来,看到三位白胡子的老人坐在她的前院,她不认识他们。她说:"我想我不认识你们,不过你们一定饿了,请进来吃点东西吧。""Is the man of the house home?"they asked."男主人在家吗?"三个老人问道。     

学习时怎样做到心无旁鹜?

<正>Things you must NOT do to concentrate better while studying:想要更专心学习,以下这些事情一定不能做:1.Focusing on Things Out of Your Control把注意力放在不能控制的事上It’s one week until you have final exam or test,but you haven’t even looked at the material that’s covered yet.Oh god,stress overload.Why didn’t I start studying earlier?You need to focus on what you can do and take back control over the situation.You still got a week left to work with.     

谣言止于智者

<正>Life is often like a game of cards—you can’t help the hand you’re dealt,but you can help the way you play it.It is easy for us to do something without careful thinking,but it’s hard for us to take back what we have done.人生如一场纸牌游戏,手中的牌无法更改,怎么玩却由自己决定。我们往往会不经认真思考就做出一些事情,但是做出的事将覆水难收。There was once a woman who repeated a rumor about a neighbour.Within a few days,the     

保持学习动力的秘诀

<正>Do you need motivation for studying?If you ever feel like studying is pointless,you may find inspiration2in the following tips.Read on to discover what your problems really are!学习需要动力吗?如果你觉得学习毫无意义,你可以从下面的提示中找到灵感。继续阅读,你会发现你的问题在哪!TIP 1:GET WISE!You’ve probably heard the old saying"I’ll never use this knowledge in the real world."It’s     

幽默小故事

<正>The Fish Net"Can you tell me what fish net is made,Ann?"asked the teacher."A lot of little holes tied together with strings."replied the little girl.鱼网"你能告诉我鱼网是用什么做的吗,安?"老师问道。"把许多小孔用绳子拴在一起就成了鱼网了。"小女孩回答道。A Physics Examination Once in a physics examination,Nick finished the first question very soon,while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was:when it thunders why do we see the lighting first,then hear the thunder rolls?