好朋友是一面镜子

<正>Today is Sunday,my mother wanted to buy something and she asked me,"Will you want go to the market with me?"I said yes.We went to the market happily.My mother bought some meat and vegetables.When I went into a stationery1shop,I saw my classmate,Li Li.Her mother is the shopkeeper.Li Li was helping her mother with selling stationery."Hi,Li Li!How much is the pen?"I     

A Lovely Cat

<正>A few days ago,my mother brought home a little cat.I was very happy.She would be a member of my family.I wanted to give her a nice name and decided to call her"Mimi".Look!How1a nice cat!She is black all over except her four feet and a small nose.Every morning she gets up earliest.Then she always climbs up my bed and wakes me up.When we sit at table having our meal,she often runs under the table and even climbs onto our knees.She seems to say,"Let me to2join you.I want something to eat."     

幽默小故事

<正>They Aren’t Ours Mrs.Jones had invited some friends for dinner.The time for dinner was coming,and she found her husband taking the umbrellas away from the stand."What are you doing that for?"she asked."Are you afraid they will be stolen?""No,not that,"said Mr.Jones,"I’m afraid they will be recognized1."     

A Colorful Skirt

<正>My mother works in Shenzhen.Last month she goes~① back from Shenzhen.She bought me a new skirt.It was colorful.I was very happy.When I tried it on,I found that it didn’t fit me at all."I’m sorry,my daughter,"my mother said to me,"You’re growing too fast.I don’t know how tall you are now.I buy~② you a new one in our hometown."     

Funny Thing Happened to Me

<正>One day,I was riding to school when suddenly I heard two girls laughing at me.Quickly I took off my T-shirt and found there was a hole in it.I gave it to my grandma.My grandma asked,"Do you want me to buy a new one for you?"I said,"No,grandma,could you mend it for me?"     

Fishing

<正>It was the first day of summer holidays.I wanted to have a good sleep.But my father woke me up very early.I got a little angry."What do you want to do?"I asked him."I want to take you to go fishing,"he answered.I became angry1because I didn’t like fishing at all.But I still     

幽默小故事

<正>Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God,"she said,"make Naples the capital of Italy.Make Naples the capital of Italy."Her mother interrupted and said,"Julie,why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"     

我有新手机了

<正>More and more of my classmates have mobile phones now.I also want one,but my mother doesn’t buy one for me.Mother said,"Teenagers shouldn’t use mobile phones,and it’s bad for your study."I don’t think so.I said to her,"If anything urgent1happens,I will use mobile phone to call you.I won’t use it to play games.Sometimes,I can look up new words,and sometimes search for learning materials."     

幽默小故事

<正>We’ve Got Trouble with the Car A wife said to her husband,"We’ve got trouble with the car;it has water in the carburetor~1."The husband said,"Water in the carburstor?That’s ridiculous~2!"The wife said,"I tell you,the car has water in the carburstor."The husband said,"But you don’t even know what a carburstor is.Where’s the car?"And the wife replied,"In the swimming pool!"     

Jokes and Humor集锦

<正>An Essay"Now,children,"said the teacher,"I want you to write me an essay without a theme—just put down what is in you."Ten minutes later Jimmy handed in the following:"In me there is a heart,a lung,and an appendix.And there is a stomach with two pieces of