幽默小故事

<正>Dinner Table Gaffe A couple invited some people to dinner.At the table,the wife turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,"Dear,would you like to say the blessing?""I wouldn’t know what to say,"the girl replied."Just say what you hear Mommy say,"the wife answered.The daughter nodded her head and said,"My God,why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"     

幽默小故事

<正>Duck Soup鸭汤One day a visitor came to Mr.Brown’s house."I am your cousin from New York,"he said,"and I have brought you a duck to celebrate the visit."Mr.Brown was happy.He asked his wife to cook the duck,and served the visitor a delicious dinner.The next day another visitor arrived."I am the friend of the man who brought you the duck,"     

Thank you,challenges

<正>A person may meet many challenges in his or her life.Some people think challenges are terrible.But I think they’re great.And I want to say,"Thank you,challenges!"For some people,it’s hard to face the challenges because they are afraid of failingin the end.However,it’s necessary for a person to face the challenges.Challenges aregood to you.If you beat them,your knowledge and braveness will increase.Beat them     

I Like Writing Fairy Tales

<正>Today my English teacher,Ms.Yi,asks me to go to her office.I don’t know what is happening."Your fairy tale is published in Junior School Student,"she says and gives me a colorful magazine.I am very happy."When did you start write1fairy tales?"Ms.Yi asks."Grade Five,"I say to her,"I like writing fairy tales,and I often write in my diary.""I want to read your old diaries.How many diaries do you have now?"she asks me.     

A Colorful Skirt

<正>My mother works in Shenzhen.Last month she goes~① back from Shenzhen.She bought me a new skirt.It was colorful.I was very happy.When I tried it on,I found that it didn’t fit me at all."I’m sorry,my daughter,"my mother said to me,"You’re growing too fast.I don’t know how tall you are now.I buy~② you a new one in our hometown."     

Thank You,Challenges!

<正>A person may meet many challenges in his or her life.Some people think challenges are terrible.But I think they’re great.And I want to say,"Thank you,challenges!"For some people,it’s hard to face the challenges because they are afraid of failing in the end.However,it’s necessary for a person to face the challenges.Challenges are good to~①you.     

幽默小故事

<正>Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God,"she said,"make Naples the capital of Italy.Make Naples the capital of Italy."Her mother interrupted and said,"Julie,why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"     

我有新手机了

<正>More and more of my classmates have mobile phones now.I also want one,but my mother doesn’t buy one for me.Mother said,"Teenagers shouldn’t use mobile phones,and it’s bad for your study."I don’t think so.I said to her,"If anything urgent1happens,I will use mobile phone to call you.I won’t use it to play games.Sometimes,I can look up new words,and sometimes search for learning materials."     

幽默小故事

<正>We’ve Got Trouble with the Car A wife said to her husband,"We’ve got trouble with the car;it has water in the carburetor~1."The husband said,"Water in the carburstor?That’s ridiculous~2!"The wife said,"I tell you,the car has water in the carburstor."The husband said,"But you don’t even know what a carburstor is.Where’s the car?"And the wife replied,"In the swimming pool!"     

幽默小故事

<正>If I Had a Million Dollars The teacher asked his pupils to write a composition telling what they would do if they had a million dollars.Every student except Willie began writing quickly.Willie sat and watched the flies on the ceiling1."How is this,Willie?"asked the teacher,"Is this your composition?All the other pupils have written two sheets or more while you haven’t done anything!""Well,"replied Willie,"that’s what I’d do if a had a million dollars!"如果我有一百万美元