幽默小故事

<正>Duck Soup鸭汤One day a visitor came to Mr.Brown’s house."I am your cousin from New York,"he said,"and I have brought you a duck to celebrate the visit."Mr.Brown was happy.He asked his wife to cook the duck,and served the visitor a delicious dinner.The next day another visitor arrived."I am the friend of the man who brought you the duck,"     

幽默小故事

<正>We’ve Got Trouble with the Car A wife said to her husband,"We’ve got trouble with the car;it has water in the carburetor~1."The husband said,"Water in the carburstor?That’s ridiculous~2!"The wife said,"I tell you,the car has water in the carburstor."The husband said,"But you don’t even know what a carburstor is.Where’s the car?"And the wife replied,"In the swimming pool!"     

幽默小故事

<正>They Aren’t Ours Mrs.Jones had invited some friends for dinner.The time for dinner was coming,and she found her husband taking the umbrellas away from the stand."What are you doing that for?"she asked."Are you afraid they will be stolen?""No,not that,"said Mr.Jones,"I’m afraid they will be recognized1."     

A Colorful Skirt

<正>My mother works in Shenzhen.Last month she goes~① back from Shenzhen.She bought me a new skirt.It was colorful.I was very happy.When I tried it on,I found that it didn’t fit me at all."I’m sorry,my daughter,"my mother said to me,"You’re growing too fast.I don’t know how tall you are now.I buy~② you a new one in our hometown."     

I Like Writing Fairy Tales

<正>Today my English teacher,Ms.Yi,asks me to go to her office.I don’t know what is happening."Your fairy tale is published in Junior School Student,"she says and gives me a colorful magazine.I am very happy."When did you start write1fairy tales?"Ms.Yi asks."Grade Five,"I say to her,"I like writing fairy tales,and I often write in my diary.""I want to read your old diaries.How many diaries do you have now?"she asks me.     

Jokes and Humor集锦

<正>An Essay"Now,children,"said the teacher,"I want you to write me an essay without a theme—just put down what is in you."Ten minutes later Jimmy handed in the following:"In me there is a heart,a lung,and an appendix.And there is a stomach with two pieces of     

Thank you,challenges

<正>A person may meet many challenges in his or her life.Some people think challenges are terrible.But I think they’re great.And I want to say,"Thank you,challenges!"For some people,it’s hard to face the challenges because they are afraid of failingin the end.However,it’s necessary for a person to face the challenges.Challenges aregood to you.If you beat them,your knowledge and braveness will increase.Beat them     

Thank You,Challenges!

<正>A person may meet many challenges in his or her life.Some people think challenges are terrible.But I think they’re great.And I want to say,"Thank you,challenges!"For some people,it’s hard to face the challenges because they are afraid of failing in the end.However,it’s necessary for a person to face the challenges.Challenges are good to~①you.     

Should I Spend All the Time on Study?

<正>Yesterday afternoon, I went home after school. I wanted to help my father plant some trees, but he said,"You don’t have to do that. Do some reading!"Later, when I was watching TV, suddenly my mother came, turned off the TV and said,"You shouldn’t waste your time watching TV. Go to study!"After an hour, I’d like to help mother cook dinner, yet my mother     

Jokes and Humor集锦

<正>Saved From Drowning An Englishman fell into a canal while walking along the towpath with his wife.He couldn’t swim,and he began yelling for help.A young lad who was fishing nearby immediately jumped into the water and saved him.The woman said,"Thank you,little boy.You saved