I Like Writing Fairy Tales

<正>Today my English teacher,Ms.Yi,asks me to go to her office.I don’t know what is happening."Your fairy tale is published in Junior School Student,"she says and gives me a colorful magazine.I am very happy."When did you start write1fairy tales?"Ms.Yi asks."Grade Five,"I say to her,"I like writing fairy tales,and I often write in my diary.""I want to read your old diaries.How many diaries do you have now?"she asks me.     

幽默小故事

<正>They Aren’t Ours Mrs.Jones had invited some friends for dinner.The time for dinner was coming,and she found her husband taking the umbrellas away from the stand."What are you doing that for?"she asked."Are you afraid they will be stolen?""No,not that,"said Mr.Jones,"I’m afraid they will be recognized1."     

Fishing

<正>It was the first day of summer holidays.I wanted to have a good sleep.But my father woke me up very early.I got a little angry."What do you want to do?"I asked him."I want to take you to go fishing,"he answered.I became angry1because I didn’t like fishing at all.But I still     

幽默笑话集锦

<正>Why he couldn’t leave There was a meeting with a large number of people.At first the speaker was very interesting,but as time went on,he became very boring.Finally when he was through,there was only one man sitting in the large room.The speaker walked up to the man and said,"Thank you for hearing me out when all the others left the room.""Oh!Don’t mention it!"replied the man,"I cannot leave because I am the next speaker."     

A Colorful Skirt

<正>My mother works in Shenzhen.Last month she goes~① back from Shenzhen.She bought me a new skirt.It was colorful.I was very happy.When I tried it on,I found that it didn’t fit me at all."I’m sorry,my daughter,"my mother said to me,"You’re growing too fast.I don’t know how tall you are now.I buy~② you a new one in our hometown."     

幽默小故事

<正>We’ve Got Trouble with the Car A wife said to her husband,"We’ve got trouble with the car;it has water in the carburetor~1."The husband said,"Water in the carburstor?That’s ridiculous~2!"The wife said,"I tell you,the car has water in the carburstor."The husband said,"But you don’t even know what a carburstor is.Where’s the car?"And the wife replied,"In the swimming pool!"     

幽默小故事

<正>Dinner Table Gaffe A couple invited some people to dinner.At the table,the wife turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,"Dear,would you like to say the blessing?""I wouldn’t know what to say,"the girl replied."Just say what you hear Mommy say,"the wife answered.The daughter nodded her head and said,"My God,why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"     

幽默小故事

<正>The Swimmer The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.Johnny laughed."Do you doubt1that a good swimmer could do that?"asked the teacher."No,sir,"answered Johnny,"but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."     

Jokes and Humor集锦

<正>An Essay"Now,children,"said the teacher,"I want you to write me an essay without a theme—just put down what is in you."Ten minutes later Jimmy handed in the following:"In me there is a heart,a lung,and an appendix.And there is a stomach with two pieces of     

A Lovely Cat

<正>A few days ago,my mother brought home a little cat.I was very happy.She would be a member of my family.I wanted to give her a nice name and decided to call her"Mimi".Look!How1a nice cat!She is black all over except her four feet and a small nose.Every morning she gets up earliest.Then she always climbs up my bed and wakes me up.When we sit at table having our meal,she often runs under the table and even climbs onto our knees.She seems to say,"Let me to2join you.I want something to eat."