参观敬老院

<正>It was Linda's first day of high school.The teacher was talking to them about what helping other people meant~2.Each student in the class gave a different answer.When it was Linda's turn,she said,"I think helping people means listening and caring~3 about other people." The teacher told her to keep talking,because she thought Linda's words were interesting.So Linda went on saying,"I also think helping people means being a part~4 of big group and,if need be,it means doing anything~5 to make sure that your group becomes as strong~6 as it can be."     

Jokes and Humor集锦

<正>Blood Circulation A teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation.Trying to make the matter clearer,he said,"Now,students,if I stood on my head,the blood would run into it,and I should turn red in the face.""Yes,sir,"a boy said."Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?"Another student shouted,"it’s because your feet aren’t empty."血液循环     

幽默小故事

<正>If I Had a Million Dollars The teacher asked his pupils to write a composition telling what they would do if they had a million dollars.Every student except Willie began writing quickly.Willie sat and watched the flies on the ceiling1."How is this,Willie?"asked the teacher,"Is this your composition?All the other pupils have written two sheets or more while you haven’t done anything!""Well,"replied Willie,"that’s what I’d do if a had a million dollars!"如果我有一百万美元     

I Like Writing Fairy Tales

<正>Today my English teacher,Ms.Yi,asks me to go to her office.I don’t know what is happening."Your fairy tale is published in Junior School Student,"she says and gives me a colorful magazine.I am very happy."When did you start write1fairy tales?"Ms.Yi asks."Grade Five,"I say to her,"I like writing fairy tales,and I often write in my diary.""I want to read your old diaries.How many diaries do you have now?"she asks me.     

Jokes and Humor集锦

<正>An Essay"Now,children,"said the teacher,"I want you to write me an essay without a theme—just put down what is in you."Ten minutes later Jimmy handed in the following:"In me there is a heart,a lung,and an appendix.And there is a stomach with two pieces of     

After Breaking the Vase

<正>It was the weekend yesterday, so I didn’t have to go to school as usual. Dad was on business and Mom went to the supermarket. I was lonely~(1)at home."Wow,"I said to myself,"it’s time for me to enjoy the good times today!"So I began to play football at home after finished~(2)my homework. Suddenly, I kicked the ball so hard that it     

幽默小故事

<正>They Aren’t Ours Mrs.Jones had invited some friends for dinner.The time for dinner was coming,and she found her husband taking the umbrellas away from the stand."What are you doing that for?"she asked."Are you afraid they will be stolen?""No,not that,"said Mr.Jones,"I’m afraid they will be recognized1."     

幽默小故事

<正>Duck Soup鸭汤One day a visitor came to Mr.Brown’s house."I am your cousin from New York,"he said,"and I have brought you a duck to celebrate the visit."Mr.Brown was happy.He asked his wife to cook the duck,and served the visitor a delicious dinner.The next day another visitor arrived."I am the friend of the man who brought you the duck,"     

幽默小故事

<正>Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God,"she said,"make Naples the capital of Italy.Make Naples the capital of Italy."Her mother interrupted and said,"Julie,why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"