幽默笑话集锦

<正>Why he couldn’t leave There was a meeting with a large number of people.At first the speaker was very interesting,but as time went on,he became very boring.Finally when he was through,there was only one man sitting in the large room.The speaker walked up to the man and said,"Thank you for hearing me out when all the others left the room.""Oh!Don’t mention it!"replied the man,"I cannot leave because I am the next speaker."     

Three Pigs

<正>There are three pigs, Leo, Winnie and Lucky. They live in the Moon Wood. They all want to have a big and strong home, because the bad old wolf also lives in the Moon Wood, and it’s very very hungry. Just one year ago, the bad old wolf even wanted to eat Little Red Riding Hood’s grandma!     

幽默小故事

<正>We’ve Got Trouble with the Car A wife said to her husband,"We’ve got trouble with the car;it has water in the carburetor~1."The husband said,"Water in the carburstor?That’s ridiculous~2!"The wife said,"I tell you,the car has water in the carburstor."The husband said,"But you don’t even know what a carburstor is.Where’s the car?"And the wife replied,"In the swimming pool!"     

Helping Others

<正>All of us know that everyone needs help and everyone can help others.For example,it’s our duty to clean up the classroom.We can help our classmates keep the classroom clean and tidy.Our English teacher often tells us,"Helping others is helping ourselves!You help others to-     

After Breaking the Vase

<正>It was the weekend yesterday, so I didn’t have to go to school as usual. Dad was on business and Mom went to the supermarket. I was lonely~(1)at home."Wow,"I said to myself,"it’s time for me to enjoy the good times today!"So I began to play football at home after finished~(2)my homework. Suddenly, I kicked the ball so hard that it     

Remember to Start When It's Early

<正>A little boy ran to the bus stop at the full speed at 8 o’clock in the morning.When he got there,he was out of breath.The conductor told the boy the bus had left and he missed it.What~① disappointed the boy was!The conductor said to the boy,"My boy,if you run more fast~②,you can catch the bus.""I’ve already run as fast as possible,"said     

Thank You,Challenges!

<正>A person may meet many challenges in his or her life.Some people think challenges are terrible.But I think they’re great.And I want to say,"Thank you,challenges!"For some people,it’s hard to face the challenges because they are afraid of failing in the end.However,it’s necessary for a person to face the challenges.Challenges are good to~①you.     

幽默小故事

<正>If I Had a Million Dollars The teacher asked his pupils to write a composition telling what they would do if they had a million dollars.Every student except Willie began writing quickly.Willie sat and watched the flies on the ceiling1."How is this,Willie?"asked the teacher,"Is this your composition?All the other pupils have written two sheets or more while you haven’t done anything!""Well,"replied Willie,"that’s what I’d do if a had a million dollars!"如果我有一百万美元     

Thank you,challenges

<正>A person may meet many challenges in his or her life.Some people think challenges are terrible.But I think they’re great.And I want to say,"Thank you,challenges!"For some people,it’s hard to face the challenges because they are afraid of failingin the end.However,it’s necessary for a person to face the challenges.Challenges aregood to you.If you beat them,your knowledge and braveness will increase.Beat them     

Should I Spend All the Time on Study?

<正>Yesterday afternoon, I went home after school. I wanted to help my father plant some trees, but he said,"You don’t have to do that. Do some reading!"Later, when I was watching TV, suddenly my mother came, turned off the TV and said,"You shouldn’t waste your time watching TV. Go to study!"After an hour, I’d like to help mother cook dinner, yet my mother