I Like Writing Fairy Tales

<正>Today my English teacher,Ms.Yi,asks me to go to her office.I don’t know what is happening."Your fairy tale is published in Junior School Student,"she says and gives me a colorful magazine.I am very happy."When did you start write1fairy tales?"Ms.Yi asks."Grade Five,"I say to her,"I like writing fairy tales,and I often write in my diary.""I want to read your old diaries.How many diaries do you have now?"she asks me.     

幽默小故事

<正>The Swimmer The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.Johnny laughed."Do you doubt1that a good swimmer could do that?"asked the teacher."No,sir,"answered Johnny,"but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."     

幽默小故事

<正>They Aren’t Ours Mrs.Jones had invited some friends for dinner.The time for dinner was coming,and she found her husband taking the umbrellas away from the stand."What are you doing that for?"she asked."Are you afraid they will be stolen?""No,not that,"said Mr.Jones,"I’m afraid they will be recognized1."     

Jokes and Humor集锦

<正>Blood Circulation A teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation.Trying to make the matter clearer,he said,"Now,students,if I stood on my head,the blood would run into it,and I should turn red in the face.""Yes,sir,"a boy said."Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?"Another student shouted,"it’s because your feet aren’t empty."血液循环     

参观敬老院

<正>It was Linda's first day of high school.The teacher was talking to them about what helping other people meant~2.Each student in the class gave a different answer.When it was Linda's turn,she said,"I think helping people means listening and caring~3 about other people." The teacher told her to keep talking,because she thought Linda's words were interesting.So Linda went on saying,"I also think helping people means being a part~4 of big group and,if need be,it means doing anything~5 to make sure that your group becomes as strong~6 as it can be."     

Fishing

<正>It was the first day of summer holidays.I wanted to have a good sleep.But my father woke me up very early.I got a little angry."What do you want to do?"I asked him."I want to take you to go fishing,"he answered.I became angry1because I didn’t like fishing at all.But I still     

A Birthday Card for My Mother

<正>It was my mother’s birthday yesterday.I knew some of my classmates helped their mother with housework on their birthdays while others bought some flowers for their mothers.But what should I do?My father said,"Why not make a birthday card by     

Where There Is a Will,There Is a Way

<正>"Where there is a will,there is a way."It is my motto.I believe I can succeed as long as I work hard.Actually,I didn’t feel confident before,because I had many shortcomings and I didn’t want to make efforts.This made me often screw up a lot of things.At that time I didn’t know how to change myself,so I asked my father about this.He told me,"Where there is a will,there is a way."It means I should make more efforts than before.     

My English Study

<正>How time flies! My three-year middle school life will be over soon. Looking back, I have vivid memories of days and nights of English study.When I entered the school, I had some difficulties in English study. I couldn’t understand what the teacher said, and I couldn’t master the words and grammar points. I even wanted to give it up. Then I found the way to learn English. I listened to the teacher carefully in class,     

Jokes and Humor集锦

<正>An Essay"Now,children,"said the teacher,"I want you to write me an essay without a theme—just put down what is in you."Ten minutes later Jimmy handed in the following:"In me there is a heart,a lung,and an appendix.And there is a stomach with two pieces of